Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: San Diego, CA
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Switching schools to get away from shit (plus i dont wanna get up at 5:30, wanna sleep in till 8:00). needs me a female.
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DEATH TO THE EMPORER! it would have been better if you used higher quality flash and spent more time on the animations and made it a little less random (no story line but more 'organized' slaughter, i guess you could say. if it was the animation quality of Torture Chamber 2 it would be awesome. i want to see the person's mutilated remains of a face contorted in absolute torturistic suffering and horror as their entrails are eviscerated with a rusty meathook while they are still alive and then i want to see the shit spill out of their ruptured intestines onto their blood soaked partially dismembered body as their killer strangles what is left of the life out of them with the intestines as he sodomizes them with a rusty machete. THAT would be 10/10, in HD! Also, please dont mark this bad, i only gave that description because it is the goriest thing i can think of. im not NEARLY this sick minded but i DO appreciate REALLY GOOD gore and i saw potential, but not NEARLY mastery.
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for the people who are saying 'light forms DNA' i do not feel that this was what the author was saying at all. he was saying that EVERYTHING follows the laws of gravity from the vastness of the universe and beyond to the infintesimally small quarks and below, DNA is only one of the infinite things in the universe that follows gravitational laws. Also makes you think of Anti-gravity but im sure THAT follows the laws of gravity as well but just in a way that we cannot yet comprehend. looking forward to part 2!
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"Hey Appsro, go back to prostitute Mickey!"
damn, i usually dont like Rap, but this is awesome, i even cheked you out on Myspace (not a website advert MODS!) so, uh, yea 10/10 5/5
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im only giving you 9/10 bcuz MS 2.0 was alot cooler than MS 1 but MS 3.0 only seems a SLIGHT improvement over 2. the post below me by Munk017 is EXACTLY what this game needs. it DOES get very boring, like selling dope over the INTERNET like some dutch seed company. if you followed his suggestions and actually put the time and effort into making an entirely new game based on ythe current one (like the current 'windowed' setup would just be like a 'home' screen where you could visit inside of your 'house' but the rest of the game would be walking around. like actually having to stroll the streets and confront possible customers like 'hey man wanna buy some high-class dope?' and if you picked the right customer it would be like 'Hell ya, man. hook me up, how much?' and then you could negotiate a 'street' price instead of having the prices set up like lemonade stand. grade 2 or 3 hash is not worth the same as grade 0-0 and while $25-30 might be reasonable, 0-0 is some heavy shit, and would charge more for the 'same' substance. infact, why not just make this game a REALLY HIGH QUALITY dealer game, sling more than just grass, ex, shrooms, acid, heroine, coke, etc. makes it alot more interesting especially if you took munk's suggestions. still a good game, but its getting old, sorry. 420
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reminds me of Michael Chrichton's 'Andromeda Strain' ie. the science facility had the same # of 'levels' as your game, epsilon, andromeda, i think i see where you got your inspiration
anyway, good game, except where was the imagination? it seems like the weapon inventory you designed is 70% of the game bcuz game play was repetitive dodging and shooting, not bad, but below par for most 'great' NG games. 5/5 8/10
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this deserves a 5/5 by everyone
it makes you want to cry because its so tragic, touching, and beautiful
makes you not care about what sounds right to say and whats ok to feel
this is the single best thing in this kind of movie series that i have ever seen
i cant wait for ep.4 . 11/10
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"no it isnt by AL, its made by Parry Gripp"
this was an awesome movie, but Do you have a waffle? is WAY funnier
but still, good
its not by wierd AL, but sum ppl on limewire think so. i checked on several music sites, and the title IS owned by arry Gripp. i think the spongebob theme is wierd AL's though...
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but come on, dont you have something better to do than sell a top down turn by turn game on NEWGROUNDS?!? there have been WAAAYYY better games for free that SHOULD have been sold. just look at Black Mesa Source.
anyway, although you are cheap for selling a game on a free game/movie/media site, this was a good idea, though the portraits of world leaders was kind of stupid.
i give you 8/10 for creativity, but a 2/10 for only being a demo and trying to make $10 off of me. not cool. i go to newgrounds so I WONT be sold stuff (as long as i dont click on the ever increasing adds).
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Waffles!
great sound, but slightly off sync. plus, the part where the 'waffles' 3D logo shows up and expands is kind of laggy.
what was up w/ the waffle sex? what do u get? Belgian Potatoe Waffle children, 2 different shades of brown? funny and random, but kind of off key for most weebles stuff.
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so far as ive seen, even though the PS3 has been out awhile, i actually PREFER the PS2 over it for games like RE4 and the GTA series as well as silent hill. PS3 has no good games to my opinion (at least not in quantity) that the XBox 360 has. Halo 3, Forza Motorsport II, BIOSHOCK!!! GTA 4!!! the list goes on. PS3 = FAIL. if it wont play on my PS2 or 360, i dont want it.
this song was the epitomie of my feelings, good job. though the animations werent great, and the model of who i am guessing is yourself as well as drawings of other ppl arent great but i think this was actually BETTER that way.
good job
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